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Ye landlubbers be gettin' a right good laugh when ye see the prices at them fast-food joints in California! Arrr!

2024-04-28

Arrr mateys, the scallywags runnin' these grub hubs be raisin' their prices as the state be makin' the scallywags pay their crew more doubloons. The landlubbers be payin' more for their burgers and burritos, while us pirates be laughin' at the cursed prices!

Avast ye mateys! Listen up, for I have news of the land of California, where the scallywags be raising the minimum wage for fast-food workers. Arrr, the restaurants have been shouting from the crow's nest for months that the prices on the menu would be climbing higher than a crow's nest in a storm.
Now, me hearties, the time has come to pay the piper as these landlubbers have started to increase their prices. The folks in California be seeing their burger and burrito prices shooting up faster than a cannonball from a pirate ship. Datassential, the market-research firm, be reporting that these prices be soaring higher than a crow's nest in a gale.
Since September, when California put the word out for large fast-food chains to hoist their prices, the customers have been scratching their heads and counting their doubloons. So, me buckos, if ye be craving a taste of the fast-food treasures in California, be prepared to dig deeper in yer pocket for a bite of that chicken sandwich. Fair winds and following seas, me hearties!

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