Arrr, them Manor Lords' archers be more useless than a one-legged man in a booty-kicking contest. 'Twill be a long haul, mateys!
2024-04-28
Arrr matey, the crow's feet that doth accompany early access be like the treasure map of me face! Aye, me hearties be knowin' that a few lines be the mark of a life well-lived on the high seas!
Arr matey, let me spin ye a yarn about the perils of early access, aye. Picture this: ye be settin' sail on a new game, full o' promise and adventure. But beware, me hearties, for with early access comes a curse as dreaded as Davy Jones himself - the wrinkles!Arr, ye may think ye be gettin' the treasure afore anyone else, but in truth ye be gettin' a map full of glitches and bugs. The game be as unstable as a sailor on shore leave after months at sea. Ye be spendin' more time reloadin' than plunderin', mark me words.
And don't be thinkin' that the wrinkles be only on the face of an old sea dog - no, they be showin' up on yer game too. Graphics as rough as a stormy sea, mechanics as clunky as a peg leg, and gameplay as frustrating as tryin' to catch a slippery eel.
So me hearties, take heed. Before ye dive headfirst into the treacherous waters of early access, remember the wrinkles that come with it. Sometimes it be best to wait for the tide to turn and the game to be polished like a shiny doubloon. Arr!