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Ye scallywags be raisin' a ruckus to learn an' grow, aye! Protest be key to yer eddycation! Aarrgh!

2024-04-29

Arrr, ye who were present at Columbia University in the spring of 1968 would surely recognize the echoes of those tumultuous and exhilarating days in the current happenings at Morningside Heights. But alas, there be a worrisome disparity. Back then, ye had yer rebellious, scallywag longhairs and yer uptight, close-cropped jocks, with the undecided scallywags betwixt. Yet now, the protests be afoot at Columbia and other campuses, with...

Ye scallywags be raisin' a ruckus to learn an' grow, aye! Protest be key to yer eddycation! Aarrgh!

Arrr, me hearties! If ye be findin' yerself at Columbia University in the spring of 1968, ye might be feelin' a sense of déjà vu with the swashbucklin' adventures happenin' on the Morningside Heights campus today. Avast, there be a storm brewin'!
But beware, me mateys, for there be a troublesome difference. Back in the day, the scallywags at Columbia were split between rebellious, longhaired bilge rats and conservative, close-cropped jocks, with a whole bunch of undecided scallywags in between. But now, the protests at Columbia and other campuses be seein' a different tune...
Instead of the clear distinctions between the landlubbers of yesterday, today's protests be bringin' together all sorts of scallywags, from the grog-swillin' rebels to the powder-monkey scholars. The lines be blurred, and the future be as mysterious as a hidden treasure.

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