Me hearties, the Supreme Court has denied Musk's plea for a 'Twitter Sitter' in his battle with the SEC! Aye!
2024-04-29
Arr matey! The US Supreme Court be tellin' Elon Musk to keep a lid on his tweetin' about Tesla! No more runnin' amuck on the high seas of social media without a lawyer by his side. Musk be walkin' the plank of SEC regulations now! Aye, the law be harsh, me hearties!
Avast ye landlubbers! The highest court in the land hath spoken, and Elon Musk must abide by the rules set forth by the Securities and Exchange Commission. The scallywag Musk wanted to be free to tweet as he pleased, but the Court said no way, matey!Arrr, it be a deal as old as time itself - the powerful forcing the rebellious to submit to their will. Musk must now have a lawyer by his side, scrutinizing every word he puts to the Twitterverse. Aye, it be a harsh punishment for a man who fancies himself a modern-day pirate of the business world.
But fear not, me hearties, for Musk be a crafty one. He be known to bend the rules and sail close to the wind. Perhaps he'll find a way to outsmart the authorities and continue his antics on social media. Only time will tell if this be the end of his Twitter escapades or if he'll find a way to keep the cannons firing.