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Arrr mateys, the wealthy swashbucklers be keepin' the treasure chest full, savin' us from any rate cuts!

2024-04-29

"Arrr, since hangin' up me hat two years back, Joan Harris be sailin' the seas o' travel with gusto! She be visitin' her young lads in far-off lands, plannin' voyages to sci-fi gatherings in Scotland and Disney cruises, with a trip to ancient sites in Britain on the horizon. Yarrr, she be a wealthy lass now, with coin to spare!"

Ahoy mateys! Listen up ye scallywags, Joan Harris be livin' the high life since she hung up her hat two years back. She be travelin' like never before, visitin' her grown-up scallywags in different ports once or twice a year. But that ain't all, she be plannin' trips to a science fiction convention in Scotland, a Disney cruise, and even a voyage to neolithic sites in Great Britain next year.
"I be havin' more doubloons to spend now that I be retired," said Harris, a 64-year-old engineer who served the federal government for 29 years. She be livin' her best life, explorin' the seven seas and takin' in all the wonders of the world.
So raise yer mugs to Joan Harris, the retired engineer who be showin' us all how to truly enjoy the spoils of retirement. May her adventures be grand and her treasure chests be full! Fair winds and followin' seas to ye, Joan Harris!

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