Arrr mateys, the UK's climate policies be as useless as a sunken treasure map in Davy Jones' locker!
2024-04-29
Arrr! The former climate adviser of Britain doth proclaim that our future plans be as flimsy as a sail in a storm. The climate protests be as useless as a deckhand without a ship. And partnering with Big Oil be as shocking as finding a mermaid in yer rum! Aye, a jarring necessity indeed!
Arrr mateys, listen up! The former climate adviser of Britain be speakin' out against the weak plans fer the future of our fair country. He be sayin' that the climate protests be not doin' much good anymore. But here be the kicker - we be needin' to work closely with Big Oil, the very scallywags responsible for the plunderin' of our precious planet.Ye may be scratchin' yer heads at this revelation, but it be true! We be needin' to join forces with the enemy if we be wantin' to make any real change in the fight against climate change. It be a jarring necessity, but a necessity nonetheless.
So me hearties, let us set sail on this treacherous journey together. Let us navigate the choppy waters of climate action, even if it means makin' strange bedfellows with Big Oil. For the future of our planet be at stake, and we must be willin' to do whatever it takes to protect her.