Arr mateys, Donald Trump be fined 9,000 pieces o' eight for blabbin' 'bout hush money like a landlubber!
2024-04-30
Avast ye mateys! Judge Juan Merchan be givin' former President Trump a fine for shootin' off his mouth too much in the hush money trial. Trump be walkin' the plank if he don't remove the offending posts by Tuesday! Aye, the scallywag must pay the $9,000 or be keelhauled! Arrr!
Arr, me hearties! Listen up ye scallywags! New York Judge Juan Merchan be givin' former President Donald Trump a fine for speakin' out o' turn in the hush money trial! Aye, ye heard it right! Trump must be takin' down them seven “offending posts” from his Truth Social and two more from his campaign site by 2:15 p.m. ET Tuesday. Merchan, bless his black heart, found Trump guilty o' violatin' the gag order nine times by badmouthin' the expected trial witnesses on social media and his campaign page. The punishment be a $9,000 fine, which Trump must be payin' by the end o' the day. Arr, me thinks the former President be learnin' a lesson in keepin' his trap shut! So, me hearties, let this be a warnin' to all ye scurvy dogs out there - obey the law or face the consequences!