Aye mateys, scallywags be causing a ruckus at UT-Austin, so the coppers brought out the spicy spray and flashy bangs! Arrr!
2024-04-30
Arrr, 'twas a sight to behold outside Travis County Brig Monday eve as shipmates and kin of scallywags arrested earlier waited for tidings. Just last Wednesday, a similar scene played out after campus constables tussled with sea rovers at the University of Texas at Austin. The lawmen showed no mercy this time, hauling away scores of protesters afore unleashing pepper spray and flash... Aye, 'twas quite the spectacle, me hearties!
Arrr mateys, 'twas a sight to behold outside Travis County Jail on Monday evening, as the kin and comrades of them protesters who were caught and clapped in irons earlier in the day gathered 'round to await tidings of their loved ones. 'Tis a scene we've seen before, just last Wednesday, when the constables clashed with them pro-Palestinian rabble-rousers at the University of Texas at Austin.This time, though, the lawmen came down harder, hauling off dozens of protesters from their encampment on the South Lawn afore bustin' out the pepper spray and flash bangs. 'Twas a fierce battle, with the protesters holdin' their ground as best they could against the might of the crown.
But fear not, me hearties, for the spirit of rebellion be strong in these young scallywags. They may be behind bars now, but mark me words, they'll be back on the streets before ye can say "walk the plank." And when they do, ye can bet yer doubloons they'll be raisin' hell once more, fightin' for their cause like true buccaneers of the modern age.