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Avast ye scallywags! Thirteen landlubbers be thrown in the brig for ruckus at Princeton. Shiver me timbers!

2024-04-30

Arrr, thar be a kerfuffle at Princeton University! Thirteen scallywags be caught after takin' over a buildin', makin' the university president mighty upset. The protest, dubbed the "Princeton Gaza Solidarity Encampment," started with 50 landlubbers settin' up tents, but after a warnin', they switched to a sit-in with singin' and drummin'. 'Tis a tale fit for a pirate's tavern!

Arrr mateys, listen up! Thirteen scallywags were arrested at Princeton University for takin' over a buildin' like a bunch of landlubbers, arrr! The president of the school be sayin' it be "completely unacceptable," and I be agreein' with him! The trouble started when 'bout 50 folks set up camp in McCosh Courtyard, callin' themselves the "Princeton Gaza Solidarity Encampment." They be singin', chantin', and beatin' on drums like a pack of sea dogs.
The school gave 'em a warnin' that their tents be not allowed, so they took 'em down faster than a ship sinkin'. But instead of givin' up, they decided to sit in the courtyard and make a ruckus. National Review be reportin' that the protesters be demandin' the university cut ties with certain companies that do business in Israel. Sounds like they be causin' quite a commotion, if ye ask me!
But in the end, the law caught up with 'em, and now they be facin' the consequences of their actions. Let this be a lesson to all ye scallywags out there: don't go causin' trouble or ye might just find yerself in a bit of a pickle, arrr!

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