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Arrr, mateys! Coach Finch be gettin' surgery after clashin' with one o' his own crew! Aye, the seas be rough!

2024-04-30

Arrr, mateys! The Minnesota Timberwolves' skipper, Chris Finch, be havin' some trouble with his knee after a tumble with Mike Conley! He be headin' to surgery like a true pirate, to fix his patellar tendon! Here's hopin' for a swift recovery and smooth sailin' ahead!

The Minnesota Timberwolves be sailin' on to face the champ'ns in the Western Conference semifinals after sweepin' the Phoenix Suns, but they be doin' it without their head coach Chris Finch, arrr. Finch's patellar tendon in his right knee be rupturin' after a clash with Timberwolves guard Mike Conley in Sunday night’s win over the Suns.A source told The Associated Press that Finch, 54, be needin' surgery to fix the tendon, givin' him only a few days to rest afore facin' off against the Denver Nuggets in Game 1 on Friday, arrr!ESPN reported that Finch’s right leg be needin' a brace initially, matey. Assistant coach Micah Nori be likely takin' the lead on the sidelines while Finch barks orders from the locker room if he can't coach.Finch be writhin' in pain on the ground after collidin' with Conley and had to be carted out, arrr! The Timberwolves be clashin' with the Nuggets, who knocked 'em out in the first round last year on their way to becomin' champs, matey!Finch be a fine coach with a good record, but he be watchin' from afar as his crew takes on the Nuggets in the playoffs. May the wind be at their sails as they continue their voyage through the NBA seas, arrr!

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