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Avast ye mateys! Appalachian State's Jack Murphy done met his fate, may he rest in Davy Jones' locker. Arrr!

2024-04-30

Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis with a heavy heart that I must report the untimely demise of our matey John "Jack" Murphy on the digital parchment known as social media. Let us raise a tankard in his honor and offer a hearty "Arrr" in his memory.

Arrr mateys, sad news be afoot in the land of Appalachian State. John "Jack" Murphy, a fine offensive lineman, has passed away, as confirmed by head football coach Shawn Clark on the social media seas this Tuesday.Clark broke the news of Murphy's journey to Davy Jones' locker in a post on X, mournin' the loss of this beloved Mountaineer."Keep his loved ones and our App State family in your thoughts and prayers during this rough tide," Clark beseeched. A statement from the university revealed that Murphy set sail on Friday, with no foul play suspected.Murphy, a seasoned All-Sun Belt third team selection, started in all 14 games for the Mountaineers in 2023, after spendin' three seasons at Marshall.Let us raise a tankard to Jack Murphy, may he find smooth sailin' in the great beyond. Arrr!

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