The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, the Russian scallywag spy, the NSA traitor, and the FBI plot that brought 'em to justice!

2024-04-30

Arrr mateys, Jareh Sebastian Dalke be a sly one! He disabled the tracking device on his vessel and sailed north from Colorado Springs to Denver's Union Station, leaving his communication device behind. With a laptop, memory card, gun, and secret instructions in hand, he be ready for his stealthy adventure.

Hark ye, mateys! The scallywag known as Jareh Sebastian Dalke be a sly one, bein' a former US National Security Agency swashbuckler, he disabled the tracking system on his vessel afore settin' sail from Colorado Springs to Denver's Union Station. The crafty buccaneer made sure to leave his communication device behind, savin' himself from bein' tracked like a landlubber.
Arrivin' at the station, Dalke be armed to the teeth with a laptop, a memory card, a pistol, and a scroll of instructions penned by his own hand. He had been plottin' his course for months, exchangin' messages via the electronic mail and transmittin'...
His mission, shrouded in secrecy, be known only to himself and the wind. The daring rogue be embarkin' on a voyage to parts unknown, his wits and cunning bein' his only companions on this treacherous journey. Will he emerge victorious, or will he be caught in the clutches of the law? Only time will tell, me hearties!

Read the Original Article