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Arrr! The Brewers and Rays be tossin' fists like scallywags in a rowdy tavern brawl on the high seas!

2024-05-01

Avast ye scallywags! Jose Siri and Abner Uribe did engage in fisticuffs on Tuesday eve, causing quite the ruckus amongst the crew in Milwaukee. 'Twas a sight to behold, with punches a-flyin' and benches emptied faster than a bottle of rum at a pirate's feast! Arrr!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, let me spin ye a tale of fists flyin' and benches clearin' in Tuesday's Brewers-Rays game. Arrr, Jose Siri be groundin' out to second base, but when he be joggin' to first, Abner Uribe be havin' somethin' to say. The two be exchangin' pleasantries, then boom! Uribe throw a right jab at Siri, who be throwin' overhand punches back. Hoskins be gettin' in the mix, pushin' Siri out the way, while Uribe be tryin' to throw more punches.But fear not, me hearties, for the scuffle be broken up quick. Hoskins be needin' to be held back after gettin' up close and personal with Siri. The bad blood been brewin' all night, startin' with Siri's long look at his solo home run off Peralta. Peralta then be drillin' Siri with a fastball, gettin' himself and manager Pat Murphy ejected.The brawl be breakin' out in the eighth inning, with the Brewers bein' up 8-2. In the end, Milwaukee be winnin' the day, movin' to 18-11 on the season while Tampa Bay be droppin' to 14-17. Arrr, a tale of punches thrown, tempers flarin', and victory on the high seas of baseball!

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