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Arrr! The matey be caught again for the devil's cabbage! Twice in 8 moons, aye! A scurvy dog indeed!

2024-05-01

Arr, me hearties! 'Tis a tale of woe for Bashaud Breeland, caught with drugs and pistols by the lawmen. 'Tis not his first dance with the authorities either! Beware, ye scallywags, for the long arm of the law be reachin' for ye!

In a most unfortunate turn of events, former Kansas City Chiefs defensive back Bashaud Breeland hath found himself in hot water once again. The scallywag hath been arrested for the second time in less than a year, this time on drug charges and the possession of multiple firearms.'Tis said that the Charlotte-Mecklenburg police were met with resistance and even assault whilst trying to make the arrest. Breeland now faces a slew of charges, including assaulting a government official and felony drug charges.During the arrest, the constabulary found marijuana, mushrooms, and various other substances in his possession. This incident comes on the heels of his previous arrest, where he was found with stolen vehicles, guns, and drugs.Once a champion of Super Bowl LIV, Breeland hath now tarnished his reputation with these unsavory incidents. His career hath taken him from Washington to Green Bay and finally to the Chiefs, with a brief stint with the Minnesota Vikings.Alas, this tale doth serve as a cautionary reminder that even the most talented of athletes can fall prey to the siren call of trouble. Let this be a lesson to all ye young buccaneers to stay on the straight and narrow lest ye find yerself in the brig like poor Breeland.

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