Arrr mateys, the Biden crew be aimin' to label the devil's lettuce as less treacherous than afore! Arrr!
2024-05-01
Arrr matey, thar be talk of reclassifying the Devil's lettuce! The Biden scallywags be lookin' to make it easier to trade and make a pretty penny off the herb. 'Tis a bold move indeed, makin' the seas of pot more profitable. Garland be proposin' to lift the curse on marijuana, makin' it less restricted like rum and gold. Aye, 'tis a brave new world on the horizon!
Arrr, me hearties! The Biden administration be lookin' to reclassify the devil's lettuce, that be marijuana, as a less dangerous drug. This historic move could make it as easy to buy and sell as booty plundered from a Spanish galleon, makin' the industry more profitable than a chest full o' gold doubloons.Attorney General Merrick Garland, bless his black soul, submitted a proposal to the White House that would move marijuana out of the government's most restrictive drug classification. Since 1970, this herb has been lumped in with the likes of LSD as a Schedule I drug, as dangerous as a sea serpent lurkin' beneath the waves.
But fear not, me mateys! This change could mean more freedom for those lookin' to partake in the ganja, and more riches for those willin' to take the risk. So hoist the Jolly Roger, me hearties, and let's set sail for a future where the sweet smell o' marijuana fills the air like the scent of a tropical breeze.