Arrr, Biden be sayin' that the devil's lettuce be not as dangerous as we thought! Aye, pass the grog!
2024-05-01
Arr mateys! The U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration be whisperin' that they be thinkin' of reclassifyin' the devil's lettuce as a lesser evil! But fear not, ye scallywags, for they be not plannin' to make it legal for us landlubbers to partake in the greenery! Aarrrr!
Ahoy mateys! Ye won't believe yer ears when ye hear the news from the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration! They be sayin' that they be lookin' to change the classification of marijuana to be a less dangerous drug! Arrr, the Biden administration be makin' this move during an election year, tryin' to win favor with the people.If this proposal passes, it would mean that they finally be recognizin' the medical uses of cannabis and admittin' that it ain't as harmful as some of the other dangerous drugs out there. But don't be gettin' too excited, me hearties! This change in classification wouldn't be makin' marijuana legal.
So, while this news be somethin' to celebrate for all ye landlubbers who be advocatin' for the use of cannabis, don't be breakin' out the rum just yet. We still be a long way from seein' marijuana legalized across the seven seas!