Arrr, be the law different for scallywags on campus? Me thinks ye should walk the plank for such folly!
2024-05-01
Ye scurvy knaves! Beware, for if ye be breakin' a window on land, the law will clap ye in irons! If ye lay a hand on another, the brig awaits ye! And if ye dare threaten bodily harm, the constables will have ye walkin' the plank! And if ye attempt to take over a building, make sure to bring chains to secure the doors, lest the authorities catch wind of yer treachery! Arrr!
Arr matey, listen up ye scallywags! If ye be breakin' a window on land, and the constables catch ye in the act, ye shall be thrown in the brig! Whether the magistrate will throw ye in the dungeons be another matter entirely, but ye best be prepared for the consequences!If ye be layin' hands on another soul, mark my words, ye shall be clapped in irons and hauled off to the gallows! And if ye dare to threaten someone with harm, and the watchmen hear ye and believe ye mean to follow through, ye will find yerself facing the hangman's noose!
And if ye be takin' over a building, bring along heavy chains to lock up the doors tight, for the authorities shall not be lettin' ye get away with such tomfoolery! Remember, the long arm of the law reaches far and wide, so think twice before ye go causin' trouble!