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Yarrr, Texas landlubber repeats 'tis plain as a plank when it comes to lasses' sportin'! Aye!

2024-05-02

Arrr mateys! Rep. Pat Fallon, R-Texas, be swearin' on his parrot's life that Texas will not be bendin' the knee to Biden's Title IX changes! Many other states be joinin' in on this mutiny as well. Prepare to walk the plank, ye scurvy dogs!

Arrr, me hearties! Rep. Pat Fallon, R-Texas, be standin' tall and firm like a mast in a storm, declarin' that Texas won't be bowin' down to the Biden administration's Title IX changes. He be makin' his bold words known on OutKick's "Don't @ Me with Dan Dakich," showin' his support for Gov. Greg Abbott's decision to steer clear of them changes. Abbott himself be sendin' a letter to the White House, givin' a good ol' rebuke to the expansion of Title IX protections for "gender identity."Here in Texas, we keep it simple, we do! Women's sports be for the lasses, not for any scallywag who wants to play pretend. No sir! We won't be lettin' ye invade their privacy or their right to compete fair and square. The Biden administration's rules may try to protect against discrimination based on sex, but they be leavin' transgender athletes in a foggy haze.Texas ain't the only one raisin' the Jolly Roger against these changes. Florida, Oklahoma, Georgia, and more be ready to take the fight to legal waters to challenge these protections. It be a battle on the high seas, me hearties!Fox News' Timothy Nerozzi be lendin' a hand in tellin' this tale of defiance on the waves of politics. Ye best be keepin' an eye on the horizon for more news on this swashbucklin' topic!

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