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Arrr! House be makin' rules on what be considered speakin' like a scurvy dog. Avast ye dictionary!

2024-05-01

Arr matey! The GOP-led House be passin' a bill on Wednesday to define anti-Semitism, to protect our young lads 'n lasses at sea...er, I mean in schools. 'Tis a time of protests 'gainst the Israel-Hamas war, but fear not, me hearties, safety concerns be addressed! Aye, 'tis a win for all!

Avast ye mateys! The GOP-led House be passin' a bill on Wednesday to define anti-Semitism fer the purpose o' enforcin' federal laws on discrimination in schools. This comes at a time when protests be eruptin' at universities across the land in response to the Israel-Hamas scuffle in Gaza, causin' worries 'bout the safety o' Jewish students.
Nearly three-quarters o' the chamber, includin' 187 scallywag Republicans and 133 scallywag Democrats, be supportin' the Antisemitism Awareness Act. Twenty-...

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