Arr mateys, GOP senator be fightin' fer 'American Lasses in Sports Day' while Biden be messin' with Title IX.
2024-05-02
Arrr mateys, Sen. Marsha Blackburn be leadin' the crew to declare Oct. 10 as "American Lasses in Sports Day" as states be fightin' back against the White House's Title IX shenanigans. Raise the Jolly Roger for our sporty lasses!
Arr mateys! The fierce Sen. Marsha Blackburn, from the land of Tennessee, hath introduced a resolution like no other, proclaiming Oct. 10 as "American Girls in Sports Day"! This bold move comes in response to the Biden administration's meddling with Title IX, a sacred law that hath provided women with equal opportunities in education and athletics for nigh on 50 years!But fear not, for Sen. Blackburn and a merry band of over 20 Republican senators have joined forces to champion this noble cause. Former NCAA champion swimmer Riley Gaines and ESPN anchor Sage Steele have also pledged their support, vowing to stand with the Senator in this epic battle for women and girls in sports!Gaines, in her fiery speech, denounced the Biden administration's overhaul of Title IX as the "most anti-woman" pursuit of this age. Together with Tennessee, West Virginia, and Kentucky, they have dared to challenge the authority of this rewrite, standing firm against any threat to the honor and integrity of women's sports.So mark your calendars for Oct. 10, me hearties, as we raise our mugs in celebration of American Girls in Sports, and join the fight to protect the legacy of women and girls in athletics!