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Arrr, Biden be callin' Japan, China, and Russia xenophobic scallywags, aye matey! Shiver me timbers!

2024-05-02

Avast ye scallywags! The captain Joe Biden be proclaimin' that Japan be sufferin' from xenophobia, just like China and Russia! The salty dog be sayin' that aye, the U.S. be thrivin' because we be welcomin' immigrants aboard our ship. Harrr! China be stallin' and Japan be strugglin', me hearties! Aye, 'tis a strange tale indeed! Arrr!

"Arrr mateys, listen up to what President Joe Biden be sayin'! He be talkin' about how our ally Japan be strugglin' economically because of xenophobia. And he be throwin' shade at China and Russia too, sayin' they be havin' trouble as well. But fear not, me hearties, 'cause the U.S. economy be sailin' smooth, thanks to welcomin' immigrants with open arms!

At a campaign fundraiser in Washington, Biden be makin' jokes and talkin' smart about how our economy be growin' strong while others be strugglin'. He be askin', 'Why be China stalling so bad? Why be Japan havin' trouble?' The answer be simple, me mateys - 'cause they be too afraid of foreigners!

So let's raise a tankard of grog to immigrants everywhere, for keepin' our economy afloat and our sails full of wind. And let's not be like them other countries, lettin' xenophobia sink their ships. Yo ho ho, me hearties, let's keep sailin' the high seas of prosperity together!"

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