In parley, Trump be not swearin' to accept the outcome in Wisconsin if he be walkin' the plank. Arrr!
2024-05-02
Avast ye mateys! The former President Trump be talkin' like a scallywag, refusin' to accept defeat in the Wisconsin election! He be spoutin' lies like a hornswaggler, claimin' he won the Badger State in 2020! Arrr, me hearties, the man be a real piece of work!
Arr matey! The former Cap'n Donald Trump be talkin' like a scallywag, sayin' he won the election in Wisconsin when everyone knows that be a lie! He be threatenin' not to accept the election results if he don't be winnin'. The audacity of that scurvy dog!In an interview with the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, the former president be sayin' he'll accept the results only if everything be honest. But who be trustin' a pirate like him to be honest after all the lies he be tellin'?
If ye ask me, this be just another one of Trump's tall tales to try and stay in power. But the crew of the good ship Wisconsin won't be fooled by his shenanigans. We be keepin' a weather eye on him and makin' sure he don't try any funny business on election day.