Arrr, the Methodists be scrubbin' the deck o' their teachings, tossin' out the anti-gay lingo, savvy?
2024-05-02
Arrr! The United Methodist scallywags be makin' historic changes, removin' old decrees 'bout the matey-lovin' among lads and lasses. Aye, they be sayin' marriage be a covenant 'tween two souls of faith, no matter if there be a man or a...
Arrr, me hearties! The United Methodist delegates be makin' some big changes at their big ol' meetin'. They be scrapin' a declaration that said bein' a pirate of the same sex be against Christian teachin'. Aye, they be sayin' that love be love, no matter who be lovin' who!But that weren't the only change they be makin'. They also be sayin' that marriage be a covenant between two people of faith, whether they be a man and a lass, a lass and a lass, or a man and a man. They be openin' their hearts and their minds to all kinds of love, ye see.
It be a historic vote, me hearties! The United Methodists be turnin' the tide on their long-held disapproval of LGBTQ activity. Aye, they be showin' that they be willin' to embrace all who be seekin' love and acceptance. So let's raise a mug of grog to progress and inclusivity, me hearties! Yo ho ho!