Arrr! The Senate scallywags be makin' new laws to keep our potion stash plentiful and fair!
2024-05-03
Avast ye scallywags! The Senate be makin' moves to fix the shortage o' prescription medicines. 'Tis a disgrace that we be runnin' out o' these essential remedies! Let's use the might o' Medicare and Medicaid to keep our health in shipshape condition, arrr!
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up as this bipartisan Senate panel be introducing a new legislation to tackle the pesky problem of generic prescription drug shortages. Ye be hearin' that right! No more runnin' out of affordable and essential medicines for us landlubbers!Senate Finance Committee Chairman Ron Wyden, a fine sailor from Oregon, be sayin' that it be unacceptable for America to be constantly runnin' out of these vital medicines. The proposal be usin' the power of Medicare and Medicaid to make sure the whole American health system be havin' enough supply.
So gather 'round, me mateys, and let's raise a toast to this bipartisan effort to make sure we all be gettin' the medicines we need. No more walkin' the plank because we be runnin' out of our pills! Let's sail forward into a future where our medicine chests be full and our health be strong. Arrr!