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2024-05-03

Arrr mateys! In the grand schemes of diplomacy 'round Gaza, the waters be churnin' faster than a whirlpool! Israel's mates be pushin' for peace, while the Gulf states be rattlin' the cages of Hamas. But beware! Russia and China be stirrin' up trouble in Beijing with talks 'tween Hamas and Fatah. Avast! We spoke with John Strawson, a wise old sea dog of the Middle East.

Arr matey, in the midst of all the diplomatic jibber-jabber about the scuffle in Gaza, things be pickin' up speed. Israel's mates from the West be houndin' the Israeli cap'n to be takin' the latest plan cooked up by Egypt and Qatar. And them Gulf states, led by Saudi Arabia, be pushin' Hamas to be lettin' down its guard a bit.
But hold on to yer peg leg, 'cause Russia and China be hostin' talks in Beijing betwixt Hamas and Fatah that could be sendin' the whole ship off course. We had a chat with John Strawson, a wise ol' sea dog who knows a thing or two 'bout the Middle East...
"Arr matey," says John, "this be a right mess we be in. With all these different forces pushin' and pullin', it be hard to know which way the wind be blowin'."
So keep a weather eye on the horizon, me hearties, 'cause this here conflict in Gaza be far from over. And who knows what other surprises be lurkin' in the depths of the diplomatic seas.

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