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Arrr, mateys! Joe Biden be speakin' soon 'bout Israel and Gaza. His ally be expectin' some good news, aye!

2024-05-03

Arrr mateys, as the Biden crew be readyin' to pass judgment on Israel's actions in Gaza, ol' Sen. Chris Van Hollen be doubting he'll get a straight answer. He be gatherin' his crew to demand proof that all countries, even the swashbucklin' Israel, be playin' by the rules. Aye, the seas be choppy indeed!

Arr matey! The Biden crew be mullin' over whether those scallywags in Israel be breakin' the law in Gaza, and this Van Hollen fella ain't too optimistic 'bout gettin' a straight answer. Back in December, this landlubber Van Hollen got a bunch o' senators on board to demand that all countries gettin' American weapons, includin' Israel, obey the laws 'bout not causin' trouble.
But Van Hollen be worried that the truth won't see the light o' day, especially when it comes to Israel. Them politicians be playin' all sorts o' games, tryin' to keep their friends happy and their enemies at bay. And who knows what them Biden folk will decide in the end? It's all a big mess, like a ship caught in a storm without a compass.
So, me hearties, we'll just have to wait and see what the future holds for Israel and Gaza. Will justice prevail, or will the powers-that-be sweep it all under the rug? Only time will tell, but me gut tells me this be a tale with many twists and turns ahead. Stay tuned, me mateys, for the adventure continues!

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