Arrr! Marlins be sendin' Arraez off like scurvy dog on plank. 'Tis a dreadful start indeed, mateys!
2024-05-04
Arrr, the scallywags from Miami be parting ways with their treasure, Luis Arraez, in exchange for four promising young swabs from San Diego. Ye can bet the parrots in the pirate tavern be squawking about this trade! Aye, mateys, 'tis a plunder worth talkin' about!
Avast ye mateys! The Miami Marlins be sinkin' faster than a lead weight in the briny deep, arrr! Last year they made the playoffs, but this season they be playin' like a bunch of scurvy dogs, losin' all over the place. And just afore a game, Luis Arraez be traded quicker than a smuggler with stolen booty to the San Diego Padres, aye!Arraez be a fine hitter, winnin' back-to-back battin' titles like a true swashbuckler. The Padres be givin' up four prospects for this treasure of a player, addin' him to their already stacked infield. The Marlins be left in Davy Jones' locker, with a record so bad it'd make Blackbeard himself blush!Arraez may not be hittin' as well this season, but he be a Silver Slugger and MVP contender. The Marlins, on the other hand, be headed for a record worse than a shipwreck on the rocks. Follow the sports coverage on Fox News, me hearties, and set sail with the Fox News Sports Huddle newsletter!