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Blast those scurvy dogs! They be spying with their devilish contraptions in private quarters! Pillage their devices, mateys!

2024-05-03

Arrr mateys! Beware of scurvy Peeping Toms wielding fancy video contraptions in taverns and ships! Learn the ways to protect yerself from their treacherous spying eyes, lest ye find yerself in a pickle of trouble. Avast ye, and keep a weather eye out!

Ahoy mateys! Avast ye! Listen to this tale that makes me blood boil! Some scallywag was caught takin' snaps up a lass's skirt at a Target store. Let's raise a cheer for the brave wench who called him out and captured it on film! Arrr!Peepin' Toms and technology be a match made in the fiery depths. They use all manner o' gadgets from smartphones to hidden cameras to satisfy their twisted desires. But fear not, me hearties, for I be here to keep ye and yer loved ones safe.On a day like any other in Greenville, a lass took a trip to her local Target. She noticed a scurvy dog gettin' a mite too close for comfort, lurkin' near her on the floor. When she moved, the scoundrel moved too. 'Twas then she spied his phone on the ground, realizin' his foul intentions.Another Target shopper caught sight o' the miscreant, filmn' him as he followed the lass around the store. She posted the video online, leadin' to the peeper's capture by the law. The villain denied all, but his phone revealed the truth.The peeper's fate now rests with the courts, and he shan't be returnin' to his job at an elementary school anytime soon. Remember, me hearties, whether on a Target run or a grand adventure, be vigilant against Peeping Toms. Keep yer eyes open and stay tech-smart to protect yer privacy!

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