Yarrrr! Them scurvy dogs be spyin' on all those landlubbers protestin' for and against Israel, thinkin' Yale be supportin' them Hamas varmints!
2024-05-03
Arrr mateys, word be spreadin' that the scurvy government be spyin' on them rabble-rousers supportin' and opposin' Israel! They even be callin' Yale University "pro-Hamas." Beware, me hearties, the feds be watchin' and keepin' tabs on us all!
Arrr mateys! Listen up ye scallywags! A treasure trove o' public documents be showin' that the government be keepin' a close eye on them pro- and anti-Israel protests across the land. They even be sayin' that Yale University be on the side o' Hamas! Aye, ye heard me right!These documents, uncovered by Bloomberg, show that them agents from the Federal Protective Service be keepin' a watchful eye on the protests that be happenin' after the war between Israel and Hamas. They be worryin' about violence and threats at these protests, so they be keepin' a close watch.
So, me hearties, if ye be plannin' on joinin' in one o' these protests, ye best be watchin' yer back. The government be watchin' ye closer than ye think. And if ye be supportin' Hamas, well, ye might want to keep that to yerself at Yale University!