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"Aye matey! NATO says Ukraine can poke the bear Putin. Let the games begin, arrr!"

2024-05-03

Arr matey! The land of Ukraine be free to plunder targets on Russian shores with the weapons gifted from London! Our matey David Cameron speaks true, for Ukraine be needin' to defend itself against them scurvy Russians. Let the cannons roar and the swords clash in this grand battle!

Arrr mateys, listen up! The United Kingdom be supportin' Ukraine in strikin' back at them pesky Russians on their own turf. David Cameron himself, the UK's foreign secretary, be sayin' that Ukraine has the right to defend itself with weapons from London. Ha! That be a bold move, ain't it?
"Ukraine has that right," Cameron says, standin' outside St. Michael's Cathedral in Kyiv. He be pointin' out that if them Russians be attackin' Ukraine, then Ukraine be needin' to fight back. Makes sense, don't it?
The use of weapons from the West be helpin' Ukraine stand up to them bullies in Russia. It be a fair fight, now! So let them Ukrainian pirates fire their cannons and strike fear into the hearts of them Russkies. Arrr, it be a battle worth watchin', me hearties!

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