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Aye matey, a scallywag from Kansas be the second to walk the plank in as many moons! Arrr!

2024-05-04

Arrr, me hearties! Another soul has been sent to Davy Jones' locker! Joshua Dean, a quality inspector for the scurvy dogs at Boeing, met his demise from a foul infection. Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus did him in! Beware the cursed MRSA, ye landlubbers! Aye, 'tis a grim tale indeed.

Avast ye mateys! The scurvy dogs at Boeing be facing more trouble as another whistleblower has met an untimely end. A quality inspector by the name of Joshua Dean, workin' for the supplier Spirit AeroSystems, succumbed to a surprise infection that left him on death's door for days. Arrr, the villain that did him in was none other than the dreaded Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus, or MRSA as the landlubbers call it.
His own aunt, Carol Parsons, told the Seattle Times about the poor lad's fate. It be a tragic blow to the crew at Boeing, as they be under fire for safety failures on their passenger jets. One can only wonder if foul play be at work in these dark waters. Rest in peace, Joshua Dean, ye shall be remembered as a brave soul who dared to speak out against the treachery at Boeing.

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