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Arrr, second matey bloweth the whistle, then meets Davy Jones after a brief malady! Farewell, ye whistle-blowin' scallywag!

2024-05-04

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scurvy dogs! Joshua Dean, a brave soul who dared to blow the whistle on the treacherous deeds of the Boeing scallywags, has passed on to Davy Jones' locker after a short bout with the pox. Aye, 'tis a sad day for all who seek justice on the high seas.

Arrr matey! Listen up ye scallywags, 'tis a sad tale to tell of Joshua Dean, a brave soul who be warnin' of defects in the cursed 737 Max ship o' Boeing. Aye, the poor lad be passin' on to Davy Jones' locker after a short illness, makin' him the second Boeing whistleblower to meet such a fate this year.
Joshua, a bold buccaneer who once worked as a quality auditor at Spirit AeroSystems, had the gall to file a complaint with the Federal Aviation Administration, accusin' the senior quality management at Spirit of some serious misconduct on the 737 production line. 'Twas a scandal of epic proportions!
Two 737 Max ships were involved in some shady business in 2018 and 2019, bringin' shame upon the good name of Boeing. 'Tis a tragedy indeed, me hearties. Let us raise a tankard of rum to the memory of Joshua Dean, a true hero of the high seas!

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