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Arrr! The Padres skipper be giving the scallywag hurlers a tongue-lashing for aimin' at Tatis Jr.'s noggin. Avast ye, enough!

2024-05-04

Avast ye Mateys! When Fernando Tatis Jr. of the San Diego Padres be dodgin' them pitches like a scurvy dog, his captain cried, "No more monkey business!" Arrr, it be time to teach them scallywags a lesson or two!

In the realm of the baseball seas, Fernando Tatis Jr. has stirred up quite the storm, matey. But fear not, as his captain, San Diego Padres manager Mike Shildt, has hoisted the anchor and set sail to Tatis' defense. Shildt be sayin' that Tatis be facin' too many pitches aimed for his noggin.This quarrel erupted after the Padres plundered a 7-1 victory over the Arizona Diamondbacks. Tatis had to dodge a cannonball near his skull, mere innings after he sent a ball overboard for a two-run shot.Shildt be shoutin', "Enough be enough! If ye wish to throw, then throw, but steer clear of the lad's head. 'Tis not the pirate's code to aim for the noggin, savvy?" Tatis be claimin' it be all part of the strategy for pitchers, but the lad be not takin' kindly to the near misses.Despite some past run-ins with the law of the baseball land, Tatis be a lively character on the diamond. The lad signed a treasure-laden deal with the Padres and be showin' his worth, even amidst the storms of controversy.

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