Arrr matey, be ye payin' gold to offset yer flight? Aye, be worth it to save th' environment, arrr!
2024-05-06
Avast ye scallywags! Many a contraption be nought but a load of bilge and could send ye to Davy Jones' locker. But fear not, there be ways to take to the skies if ye must. So hoist the main sail and prepare to fly, if ye dare!
But fear not, me hearties, for there be ways to protect yerself if ye be forced to board one of these flying vessels. First and foremost, be sure to keep a weather eye on the weather, as storms can be as fierce as a sea monster in the skies.
Secondly, be mindful of the food and drink ye consume while on board. Many a sailor has been struck down by the dreaded airsickness from partaking in the questionable fare offered on these flights.
Lastly, be sure to stretch yer legs and move about the cabin to prevent the dreaded deep vein thrombosis that befall many a poor soul who be confined to their seats for too long.
So there ye have it, me hearties. If ye must take to the skies, be prepared and stay vigilant. And may the wind be at yer back and the rum flow freely upon yer safe return to solid ground!