Arrr, the land lubbers be makin' a fuss about mixin' up their DNA like a bunch o' scallywags!
2024-05-06
Arrr mateys, beware the treacherous synthetic DNA that could unleash a plague upon us all! President Biden be settin' sail to establish rules to protect us from the dangers of mail-order genetic vials. Ye best be keepin' a weather eye on yer DNA, lest ye wake the kraken!
Avast, me hearties! Listen up, ye scallywags! The times be a-changin', says I! Aye, it be true, mates - this newfangled thing called synthetic DNA could be the key to starting a pandemic, arrr! But fear not, for our good ol' President Biden be takin' action to make sure that we don't end up walkin' the plank because of some rogue mail-order genetic material, yo ho ho!Ye see, mateys, the President be settin' sail for new standards to keep us safe and secure from these sneaky little DNA parcels that could be the downfall of us all. He be workin' to make sure that any scallywag tryin' to use synthetic DNA for nefarious purposes be caught and made to walk the plank!
So let's all raise a mug of grog to President Biden and his efforts to keep us safe from these cunning genetic threats. And remember, me hearties, always be wary of what ye be orderin' through the mail - ye never know when some synthetic DNA might be lurkin' in the shadows, waitin' to strike!