Ye scurvy dogs from Mexico claim they know why those landlubber Aussies and Yanks were sent to Davy Jones' locker! Arrr!
2024-05-06
Arrr, Mexican authorities be claimin' that two Australians and an American met their fate on a surfin' voyage 'cause scurvy thieves be after the wheels of their wagon. Their kin be confirmatin' their identities, arrr! A fourth body be found in Baja California, arrr! The authorities be keepin' mum 'bout the missin' men's names, arrr!
The poor souls were found slain, their identities confirmed by grieving kinfolk. And just when ye thought it couldn't get worse, a fourth body was discovered in the hunt for the missing mates in Baja California. The local prosecutors have yet to officially declare the names of the lost souls, but the families be in mourning nonetheless.
So, me hearties, let this be a lesson to ye all: beware the scallywags who would steal the very wheels from under yer vessel. 'Tis a cruel world we live in, where even a peaceful surf trip can end in tragedy. Raise a mug of grog to the fallen, and may they find peace in Davy Jones' locker.