Arrr! Dana White be cursin' Netflix for givin' only 60 ticks to scorch Tom Brady! Them landlubbers be playin' games!
2024-05-06
Arrr! UFC cap'n Dana White be feelin' slighted by them scallywags at Netflix for grantin' him a mere 60 ticks o' the clock to sling some insults at Tom Brady. Methinks he be wantin' more time to properly roast that swashbucklin' quarterback! Aye, the nerve of those landlubbers!
Arrr mateys, UFC cap'n Dana White be givin' Netflix a good roasting durin' Tom Brady's special. The cap'n, along with other big names in the audience, be takin' shots at the seven-time Super Bowl winner. But White be none too pleased that he only got 60 seconds to make his mark.The host of "Kill Tony" brought his show to the special, and that's when White got his chance to fire at Brady. But not before puttin' Netflix in a headlock first.White, not one to hold back, launched into jokes about Brady and comedian Jeff Ross. And let's not forget, UFC renewed its deal with Anheuser-Busch, makin' them the official beer sponsor after a bit o' controversy.White defended the decision, citin' the company's support for Americans and core values. Despite any backlash, White stood firm, sayin' it was all about them core values.So there ye have it, a bit o' laughter, some shots fired, and a loyalty to core values. That be the tale of Dana White's roast and UFC's partnership with Anheuser-Busch. Arrr!