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Arr! Me hearties, the land lubbers be protestin' o'er Gaza now, not Vietnam like in the old days! Aye!

2024-05-06

Arrr mateys! Aye, tis a fierce battle brewin' on the college seas, with young swashbucklers clashin' against the powers that be. Just like in the days of old when the cannonballs flew and the swords clashed, the youth be raisin' their voices against injustice. Stand strong, me hearties!

Arrr mateys, tis a tale of unrest and rebellion on the high seas of academia! Me hearties, the young scallywags be raisin' the Jolly Roger against Israel's attacks in Gaza, much like their forebears did against the Vietnam War. Aye, the spirit of protest be alive and well in the hearts of these students!
But beware, me buckos, for history be repeatin' itself like a cursed ghost ship. Just as the Ohio National Guard fired upon the students at Kent State, so too be the powers that be tryin' to silence these young troublemakers. But fear not, for the spirit of rebellion be as fierce as a kraken in these turbulent waters!
So let us raise a tankard of grog to these brave souls who be standin' up against injustice and oppression. Let us stand united, like a crew of scurvy pirates, against the forces that seek to quash our freedom! For as long as there be a spark of defiance in our hearts, we shall never be silenced!

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