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Arrr, Israel be tellin' Rafah to clear out as they be waitin' on truce talks in Gaza to make sail.

2024-05-06

Arrr mateys! The scallywags of the Israeli army be ready to storm the city o' Rafah! They be tellin' the landlubbers to scram from parts o' the city in southern Gaza. Israel and Hamas be pointin' fingers at each other while folks be evacuatin' to a "humanitarian area". Ahoy!

Arrr, me hearties! It seems the scoundrels in the Israeli army be ready to set sail and launch their attack on the city of Rafah in southern Gaza! They be tellin' the poor Palestinians to abandon ship and leave their homes behind, as they prepare for battle.
On Monday, the Israeli forces be callin' on the people of Rafah to flee to a safe haven, as tensions between Israel and Hamas reach a fever pitch. Both sides be pointin' fingers and blamin' each other for the breakdown in negotiations.
The Israeli military be takin' to social media to spread the word, claimin' they be doin' it for the good of the people. But we all know they be lookin' to plunder and pillage the city, with no regard for the innocent souls caught in the crossfire.
So batten down the hatches, me hearties, for it looks like a storm be brewin' in Rafah. And may the winds of fortune blow in favor of the oppressed and downtrodden, as they face the might of the Israeli army.

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