Arrr, the lass be tearin' apart them japes about the late tight end on the Tom Brady roast. Fun times!
2024-05-06
Arrr, me hearties! The fair maiden of Aaron Hernandez did not take kindly to the jests made about the poor lad on the eve of Sunday. She be as fierce as a tempest at sea, ready to defend her love's honor with all the ferocity of a pirate's plunder.
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, me hearties, Aaron Hernandez’s betrothed be not pleased with the japes made at the expense of the former New England Patriots matey during Tom Brady’s Netflix special on Sunday eve. Shayanna Jenkins told TMZ Sports that the comedic offenses thrown at the late swashbuckler were enough to make her blood boil. Brady, Nikki Glaser, and more took turns poking fun at the tight end who met a tragic end.“Arrr, it’s a cruel world when I be tryin’ to raise me young’uns,” Jenkins lamented, noting that her daughter held Hernandez in high regard. The scallywag was found guilty in 2015 of a dastardly deed, and though he be acquitted of another crime in 2017, he met Davy Jones’ locker by his own hand that same year.The roast spared no one, as Jenkins wished, with Hinchcliffe likening Hernandez to a man who met his end on a stool. Glaser quipped about the lack of rings on certain players, including Hernandez’s fatal ring-around-the-neck. Brady himself threw a jest about not murdering as a low bar for Patriots tight ends back in the day.Hernandez may have sailed with the Patriots for three seasons, but his legacy be marred by tragedy and mockery alike.