Avast ye, me hearties! The scallywags in the mainstream press be protectin' them landlubber protesters causin' mayhem on campus!ARRR!
2024-05-06
Ahoy, me hearties! Welcome back to Forgotten Fact Checks, a weekly scroll produced by National Review’s News Desk. This week, we be delving into the scallywag attempts to downplay the occupation of buildings on several college campuses during the anti-Israel protests, and cover more media misses. Ye scurvy dogs of the Left-wing media be tryin' to make ye believe it be normal behavior for them anti-Israel protesters to be takin' over buildings. They be actin' like it be no big deal! Arr, they be more irritated than a bilge rat when ye suggest otherwise.
Welcome ye scurvy dogs to Forgotten Fact Checks, a wee column brought to ye by National Review’s News Desk. This week, we be takin' a gander at the scallywags tryin' to downplay the occupation of buildings on college campuses durin' the anti-Israel protests, and coverin' more media misses.Arr, it be no surprise that the left-wing media be tryin' to make excuses for the behavior of them anti-Israel protesters. They be tryin' to make ye believe that occupyin' a building be as harmless as a kitten, when we all know it be as troublesome as a shark in a swimmin' pool.
“Avast ye!” they cry, “Why be ye gettin' all bent out of shape about a bit of a building takeover? Ain’t no harm done!” But we ain’t fallin' fer their tricks, me hearties. We know better than to believe such bilge from these scurvy sea dogs.
So listen up, ye landlubbers, and don’t be fooled by the smooth talk of them left-wing pundits. Occupying a buildin' be a serious matter, and we won’t be swayed by their attempts to make it seem like a mere trifle. Stay sharp, me hearties, and keep a weather eye on the horizon fer more media misses in the weeks to come!