The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Israeli tanks be stormin' Rafah and claimin' the border like true swashbucklers! Aye, what a sight to behold!

2024-05-07

Avast ye mateys! Afore the raid on Gaza, Israel gave warning to 110,000 landlubbers to abandon ship and fired cannons at what they dubbed as scallywag hideouts. A swashbuckling official claimed the raid be but a mere skirmish. Arrr!

Arrr mateys, afore the midnight raid in Gaza, Israel be sendin' word to 110,000 souls to be clearin' out and they be firein' on what they be claimin' bein' Hamas hideouts. A salty dog in the military be sayin' that their attack be not bein' on a grand scale.

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