Arrr, Jon Stewart be claimin' Biden be as ancient as the seven seas! Aye, he's too old for captaining the ship!
2024-05-07
Jon Stewart be shoutin' from the rooftops that President Biden be too ancient fer the job! Aye, me hearties, we all see it with our own peepers. The man be older than the hills! But we keep it hush-hush, lest Trumpy comes back from Davy Jones' locker. Arrr!
Arr matey, listen up ye scallywags! Jon Stewart be talkin' about how President Biden be too old for the job, har har! The ol' sea dog be sayin' that us liberals be too afraid to admit the truth - that Joe Biden be as ancient as Davy Jones' locker! He be sayin' that we all be seein' it with our own two eyes, but we be too scared to speak the truth because of that scallywag Trump!But Stewart, that witty buccaneer, be makin' us all laugh with his jokes about Biden's age. He be sayin' that watchin' Biden on TV be makin' us all nervous, like watchin' a shipmate walk the plank! The man be so old, he be lookin' like Blackbeard himself!
So let's all raise a glass of grog to Jon Stewart for makin' us laugh about the rum-soaked truth of Biden's age. And remember, me hearties, no matter how old Biden may be, we be standin' strong and sailin' forward together on the high seas of democracy!