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Arrr mateys, Tiger Woods and Brooks Koepka be leadin' the swashbucklin' crew at the PGA Championship, aye!

2024-05-07

Arrr, me hearties! The PGA of America hath announced the crew for the 2024 PGA Championship at Valhalla Golf Club. Amongst the scallywags be Tiger Woods and Brooks Koepka, ready to plunder the competition once more. Fair winds and following seas to all ye landlubbers!

Ahoy mateys! Tiger Woods be settin' sail once more for a grand adventure at the PGA Championship in Valhalla! Arrr, the PGA of America released the official field for the 2024 tournament, and Woods be among the swashbucklers ready to compete. With three previous victories at the PGA Championship, including a thrilling win over Bob May in 2000, Woods be returnin' to the very waters where he made history.But that ain't all, me hearties! Rory McIlroy be joinin' the crew, lookin' to add another PGA Championship title to his plunder. And don't forget about Brooks Koepka, defendin' his crown after triumphin' at Oak Hill last year. As the buccaneers of LIV Golf come ashore, tensions be risin' over their presence in the major tournaments.Phil Mickelson, in a bold move, be soundin' the alarm about the future of golf in a fiery message that has since been scrubbed from the scrolls. But fear not, for the PGA Championship be standin' strong with a mighty field of top-ranked players, includin' seven from LIV Golf. The battle at Valhalla be brewin', ready to thrill all onlookers from May 16-19.So gather round, ye scallywags, and witness the spectacle unfold as the golfing titans clash on the course. The stage be set, and the legends be ready to etch their names in the annals of golf history once more. Yo ho ho, it be a tale worth tellin' for years to come!

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