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Arrr! Israel be cryin' foul, claimin' Biden be sneakin' 'round like a scurvy dog makin' deals behind their backs!

2024-05-07

Arrr, mateys! Aye, 'tis be rumored that the scallywags of the Biden crew be makin' secret deals behind the backs of Israeli leaders! The landlubbers of Hamas be acceptin' a ceasefire outta nowhere, leavin' the Israeli government in a panic! What treachery be afoot, I wonder? Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! Israel be thinkin' that those scallywags in the Biden administration be up to some sneaky business behind their backs! Axios be reportin' that the bilge rats may have been havin' secret talks with international negotiators to strike a ceasefire deal without lettin' the Israeli leaders know!
Hamas, those landlubbers, be acceptin' a ceasefire deal all of a sudden, makin' the Israeli government scurry to check out the proposal. The Associated Press be sayin' that the Israeli government be feelin' caught off guard and worried that the Biden crew had been plottin' behind their backs.
Arrr, it be a real hullabaloo goin' on! Them Israeli leaders be feelin' like they be walkin' the plank if they don't keep a sharp eye on them Biden scallywags! Let's hope the seas calm down soon before there be any more surprises from those tricky negotiators!

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