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Avast ye scallywags! Over 130k landlubbers caught sneakin' in through the southern border in April. Yarrr!

2024-05-07

Arrr mateys! 'Tis been reported that nearly 130,000 scallywags were caught on the southern border in April, a slight dip from the month prior. The Border Patrol's secret scroll revealed 129,000 landlubbers were nabbed, a drop of 8,000 from March. 'Tis a grand total of almost 1.2 million caught this fiscal year!

Ahoy mateys! Avast ye! Listen up, ye scallywags! It be reported that in the month of April, nearly 130,000 illegal immigrants were caught on the southern border. Aye, ye heard me right! That be a slight drop from the month before, says the Border Patrol.
According to the scuttlebutt from Breitbart News, the Border Patrol's unofficial tally showed 129,000 sea dogs were caught sneaking across the southwest border. That be 8,000 less than in March, they say. Arrr!
With this new count, the total number of these landlubbers caught so far in the 2024 fiscal year be near 1.2 million! Shiver me timbers! That be a lot of scurvy dogs trying to sneak into the land of the free. Ye best believe the Border Patrol be workin' hard to keep these scallywags at bay!

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