Ye scallywags be stirrin' up a ruckus over Ilhan Omar's blabberin' 'bout genocidin' Jews. Walk the plank, I say!
2024-05-07
Arrr mateys! Rep. Ilhan Omar be walkin' the plank fer callin' them Jewish students "pro-genocide". Rep. Don Bacon be raisin' the Jolly Roger against her on Tuesday. Columbia University be a veritable hornets' nest of protests, with students settin' up tent encampments like landlubbers. Full speed ahead, me hearties!
Arrr mateys! Listen up, there be trouble brewin' on the high seas of Congress! It seems that Rep. Ilhan Omar, a scallywag from Minnesota, be in hot water for callin' some Jewish students "pro-genocide" while visitin' Columbia University. Aye, 'tis a serious accusation, indeed!Rep. Don Bacon, a swashbuckler from Nebraska, be takin' matters into his own hands by introducin' a censure resolution against Omar. Ahoy, the political waters be choppy!
This New York City Ivy League school be a powder keg, mateys! Students be raisin' the Jolly Roger and settin' up tent encampments to protest their... well, who knows what they be protestin' about? Perhaps they be wantin' better grub in the mess hall or more grog in the tavern!
But mark me words, this be a stormy sea of political intrigue and drama. Will Rep. Omar walk the plank, or will she be able to navigate her way out of this mess? Only time will tell, me hearties!