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The NBA be lettin' Jamal Murray off easy, only makin' him pay a hefty sum for his tossin' antics. Arrr!

2024-05-07

Arr matey! Denver Nuggets scallywag Jamal Murray be lucky to escape the plank from the NBA, but he be forced to pay a hefty sum for flingin' a towel and heating pad at a scurvy official. Aye, a costly mistake indeed!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, me hearties, Denver Nuggets star guard Jamal Murray be in a spot of trouble with the NBA, arrr! He be fined a hefty $100,000 for tossin' a towel and a heatin' pad in the direction of an official during their game against the Minnesota Timberwolves. The league, under the watchful eye of Joe Dumars, be makin' it clear that such behavior will not be tolerated, matey.Despite Murray's shenanigans, play continued without a hitch and no whistles from the official were blown, savvy? The T-Wolves head coach called Murray's actions "inexcusable" and "dangerous," but the crew chief Marc Davis admitted he never saw the objects bein' tossed in real time. He said if they had witnessed it, Murray would have only received a technical foul.Now, Murray be havin' a rough go on the court, shootin' a dismal 3 of 18 in the blowout loss to Minnesota. His calf strain may be affectin' his game, but the Nuggets be countin' on him to find his shot as they head to enemy territory down two games in the series. Let's hope Murray can settle his nerves and light it up like Blackbeard with his cannon, arrr!

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