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Avast ye scallywags! Shedeur Sanders be droppin' his 1st rap shanty, but the landlubbers be callin' it rubbish! Arrr!

2024-05-08

Arrr matey, that Colorado quarterback Shedeur Sanders hath tried his hand at makin' music, but alas, his rap single "Perfect Timing" be met with much disdain from the landlubbers! Ye best stick to throwin' pigskins, me thinks! Aharrr!

Shiver me timbers! If this whole football thing be sinkin' like a cursed ship, ol' Shedeur Sanders be plannin' to sail the seas of music instead! The quarterback from the University of Colorado, and a top NFL Draft prospect, be droppin' his first rap shanty called "Perfect Timing" on a fine Tuesday.In his tune, Sanders be braggin' 'bout his bling, claimin' his neck be "stay shinin'" and mentionin' his fancy new Maybach. He be spoutin' lines like "I ain't even hit my peak, I ain't tryin'" showin' some swagger, he be.But by Blackbeard's ghost! It be a crazy time for Sanders to hoist his jolly roger in the rap waters, with Drake and Kendrick Lamar battlin' like Krakens in the deep. Critics be throwin' cannonballs at his song, callin' it "GARBAGE" and "absolute trash."Even on social media, the scallywags be callin' it "awful." Despite throwin' for many yards and touchdowns, Sanders's Buffaloes be sinkin' like a leaden chest, endin' with a 4-8 record. If this pirate of a quarterback be serious 'bout his rap career, he better batten down the hatches and weather the storm of criticism.Follow Fox News Digital’s sports coverage on X, and subscribe to the Fox News Sports Huddle newsletter for more tales from the high seas of sports.

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