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Arrr! Minnesota be settin' sail to expose the scallywags hidin' costs and sellin' tickets on the black market!

2024-05-08

Arrr! Gov. Tim Walz hath signed a bill to protect ye scallywags buyin' tickets for shows. Complaints be higher than the seats fer Taylor Swift concerts. Minnesota lawmakers listened to the cries and passed a bill, fitly named house file 1989 after Swift's album. No more hidden fees, me hearties!

Arr matey! Listen up ye scallywags! Gov. Tim Walz, the landlubber in charge, be signin' a ticket transparency bill to help us poor music fans from gettin' scammed. The seas have been rough, with more complaints from fans than seats in the biggest venues. It be like tryin' to find a treasure map in a bottle of rum!
But fear not, me hearties! The Minnesota lawmakers have heard our cries for help and passed two bills, one of 'em bein' called house file 1989, after that fancy lass Taylor Swift's album. And on Tuesday, the law be settin' sail into the sunset!
Now with these new rules, there be no hidden treasures in the ticket prices. No more sneaky fees or swindlin' scalawags tryin' to take advantage of us. So next time ye be lookin' for tickets to see yer favorite sea shanty singer, rest assured that the waters be calmer and the ticket prices be fairer. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!

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